Schrute

"A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand" False. value is determined by supply and demand.

"There's Women's Studies but no Men's Studies? False. Men's Studies is called history

Transformers aren't real? False. Calvin Johnson

Transformers aren't real? False.
Calvin Johnson  Schrute

Quark is the smallest particle? FALSE. Ive never seen Quark before in my life, but yet there's dust in the air that you cant see. Caption 3 goes here

Quark is the smallest particle? FALSE.  
Ive never seen Quark before  in my life, but yet there's dust in the air that you cant see.  Caption 3 goes here  Schrute

Where is the Love? In Fergi's Vagina.

Where is the Love? In Fergi's Vagina.  Schrute

It is better to have raughed and rost than to have not rauged at all? FARSE. It is better to win and not rose.

It is better to have raughed and rost than to have not rauged at all? FARSE.  
It is better to win and not rose.  Schrute

Always look on the bright side? Don't. You'll burn your retinas and eventually develop cataracts.

Always look on the bright side? Don't.
You'll burn your retinas and eventually develop cataracts.   Schrute

Good friends are like black people. False. Good friends are not worthless.

Good friends are like black people. False.
Good friends are not worthless.  Schrute

That's a good use of the Philosoraptor meme. False. Philosoraptor challenges the reader with his deep, existential, Paleolithic questions.

That's a good use of the Philosoraptor meme. False.
Philosoraptor challenges the reader with his deep, existential, Paleolithic questions.  Schrute

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.  Schrute
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