Schrute

nothing to fear but fear itself Lions False

nothing to fear but fear itself  Lions False  Schrute

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once False Human physiology determines how many times one can die...once no matter how brave you are

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once False 
Human physiology determines how many times one can die...once no matter how brave you are  Schrute

It's going to rain. False. It's raining right now.

It's going to rain.  False. It's raining right now.   Schrute

pain is weakness leaving the body FALSE. Pain is a neurologically stimulated sensation, triggered by tissue that has been or is being damaged.

pain is weakness leaving the body FALSE.  
Pain is a neurologically stimulated sensation, triggered by tissue that has been or is being damaged.  Schrute

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Ridiculous scenario. Muffins are non-sentient objects incapable of thought or speech.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Ridiculous scenario. Muffins are non-sentient objects incapable of thought or speech.  Schrute

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? FALSE. An apple will not provide adequate sustenance to defeat a doctor in battle.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? FALSE.  
An apple will not provide adequate sustenance to defeat a doctor in battle.  Schrute

It's always darkest befoe the dawn? false. i can't even begin to describe how false this is.

It's always darkest befoe the dawn? false.
i can't even begin to describe how false this is.  Schrute

24 hours a day? False. A day is 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4 seconds.

24 hours a day? False.
A day is 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4 seconds.  Schrute

A christmas miracle False. A lucky coincedence

A christmas miracle False.
A lucky coincedence  Schrute

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. False. It is impossible to slam a door going in a circular motion.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. False.
It is impossible to slam a door going in a circular motion.   Schrute
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