Schrute

Eating lots of pineapple will make your semen taste better. False: Eating lots of pineapple will make you have diarrhea all day so you won’t have time for a BJ

Eating lots of pineapple will make your semen taste better. False: Eating lots of pineapple will make you have diarrhea all day so you won’t have time for a BJ   Schrute

Obama saved the economy FALSE. U.S. is hiding depression by increased government spending that cannot be sustained.

Obama saved the economy FALSE. U.S. is hiding depression by increased government spending that cannot be sustained.
  Schrute

We bleed black and Gold? False. Everyone Bleeds red due to their concentration of iron, no matter their collegiate affiliation.

We bleed black and Gold? False.
Everyone Bleeds red due to their concentration of iron, no matter their collegiate affiliation.  Schrute

Everyone is born equal FALSE. The fact that you believe that proves me right.

Everyone is born equal FALSE.  
The fact that you believe that proves me right.  Schrute

"R" is among one of the most menacing sounds. That's why they call it "MURDER" not "MUCKDUCK!"

the south will rise again FALSE. the south is not a object therefore cannot rise

the south will rise again FALSE.  
the south is not a object 
therefore cannot rise  Schrute

Out of the clan? Killed And no friends. MORE DAYZ

Out of the clan? Killed And no friends. MORE DAYZ  Schrute

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? False. My firstborn will be Dwight Kurt Schrute, iv

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? False.
My firstborn will be Dwight Kurt Schrute, iv  Schrute

"you weren't happy before? That the problem with middle class Americans." False. The problem with middle class Americans is obviously their retirement portfolios.

"Couples fight over silly things" False. Women bring up silly things to fight about.

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