Schrute

You are filling your car up with petroleum? False. Petroleum is unrefined crude oil.

You are filling your car up with petroleum? False.
Petroleum is unrefined crude oil.  Schrute

i lost my mood ring I'm not sure how I feel about that

i lost my mood ring I'm not sure how I feel about that  Schrute

YOU'LL CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY? FALSE. MOST FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO ROTTING ORGANIC MATERIAL.

YOU'LL CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY? FALSE.  
MOST FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO ROTTING ORGANIC MATERIAL.  Schrute

the mp's food sucks False. that would imply they actually use food.

the mp's food sucks False.
that would imply they actually use food.  Schrute

"Good Guy GABE owns a franchise but doesnt sell to ea" False. Portal 2 was released on console by EA

"Women will stop being bitches if men stopped being assholes?" False. A women's lack of self-control is prominent regardless of the presence or absence of men.

YOLO is not an excuse? False. As long as you say YOLO you can do anything.

YOLO is not an excuse? False.
As long as you say YOLO you can do anything.  Schrute

we're gonna need a bigger boat FALSE. YOU NEED an oxygen tank, and a rifle

we're gonna need a bigger boat FALSE.  
   YOU NEED an oxygen tank,
       and a rifle  Schrute

5 MINUTES AHEAD OF SCHEDULE Right on schedule

5 MINUTES AHEAD OF SCHEDULE Right on schedule  Schrute

new haircut? This one is more aerodynamic!

new haircut? This one is more aerodynamic!  Schrute
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