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Do you need help sir? Doesn't matter since your worth is the size of a peanut So is your d*ck

Do you need help sir? Doesn't matter since your worth is the size of a peanut So is your d*ck  Schrute

You've got that smile that even heaven can't make? FALSE. Facial expressions can be altered through extensive training.

You've got that smile that even heaven can't make? FALSE.  
Facial expressions can be altered through extensive training.  Schrute

So you watch NBC But not the OFFICE.......

So you watch NBC  But not the OFFICE.......  Schrute

HEY JOEY why you so cool with your quick meme?

HEY JOEY why you so cool with your quick meme?  Schrute

*people looking at your baby pictures* "aww, you were so cute, what happened" "bitch I got sexy, that's what happened!"

*people looking at your baby pictures*

You can't fold a piece of paper more than 7 times? FALSE. chuck norris folded a piece of paper 39 times.

You can't fold a piece of paper more than 7 times? FALSE.  
chuck norris folded a piece of paper 39 times.  Schrute

You know whats better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

You know whats better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away? FALSE. only brute force can

an apple a day keeps the doctor away? FALSE.  
only brute force can  Schrute

Waltham Cops? That's how the law should be enforced

Waltham Cops? That's how the law should be enforced  Schrute

All men are created equal FALSE. georgetown still sucks

All men are created equal FALSE.  
georgetown still sucks  Schrute
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