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FACT! Lauren Stansbury is the best girlfriend ever!

FACT! Lauren Stansbury is the best girlfriend ever!  Schrute

has a negative iq has more power than the president

has a negative iq has more power than the president  Schrute

FALSE

 FALSE  Schrute

You know it by heart? False. Your heart has no role in memory

You know it by heart? False.
Your heart has no role in memory  Schrute

Life is a garden? FALSE. Life is a bitch

Life is a garden? FALSE.  
Life is a bitch  Schrute

Cute as a button? False. Buttons aren't cute.

Cute as a button? False.
Buttons aren't cute.  Schrute

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 'All of it.' " False. a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, which is 361.92 cubic cm per day. therefore chucking "all the wood" would t

vegeta is the prince of all saiyans. False. vegeta is the king of all saiyans.

vegeta is the prince of all saiyans. False.
vegeta is the king of all saiyans.  Schrute

Admits lifelong love to you push him into a vase. the hunger games have begun.

Admits lifelong love to you push him into a vase.
the hunger games have begun.  Schrute

What Species are you? Some type of "Ratchet"?

What Species are you? Some type of
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