Schrute

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.

Nothing is better than god False. A sandwich is better than nothing. therefore, a sandwich is better than god.  Schrute

"you cry a little bit then you wait for the sun to come out. it always does." FALSE. waiting for the sun to come out is incredibly impractical behavior, especially if you're in a storm.

hurricanes are dangerous FALSE. irene was a pussy

hurricanes are dangerous FALSE.  
irene was a pussy  Schrute

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu FALSE. There must be seven (7) of the letter F, followed by twelve (12) of the letter U.

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu FALSE.  
There must be seven (7) of the letter F, followed by twelve (12) of the letter U.  Schrute

TURTLE LOOKS LIKE YOSHI FASLE! YOSHI ACTUALLY HAS A PENIS SWAG & NON-CRUSY HAIR

TURTLE LOOKS LIKE YOSHI FASLE!  YOSHI ACTUALLY HAS A PENIS SWAG & NON-CRUSY HAIR  Schrute

Yoda impressions? Love you i do!

Yoda impressions? Love you i do!  Schrute

What type of race are you? Some type of ratchet?

What type of race are you? Some type of ratchet?  Schrute

#YOLO False. Jesus Christ.

#YOLO False.
Jesus Christ.   Schrute

False. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis does not fit on a scrabble board

False. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis does not fit on a scrabble board  Schrute

False Why would someone own a copy of mw3 to begin with

False Why would someone own a copy of mw3 to begin with  Schrute
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