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schmitty

 schmitty  Schrute

What if I told you I'm never wrong? Bluestapler

What if I told you I'm never wrong? Bluestapler  Schrute

I was born this way FALSE. that would have decimated my mothers vagina

I was born this way FALSE.  
that would have decimated my mothers vagina  Schrute

home is where the heart is false, home is where you eat, sleep, shit, and shower

home is where the heart is false,
home is where you eat, 
sleep, shit, and shower  Schrute

Think youll get more sleep because school starts an hour late? False. You now believe you have more time to watch videos of cats

Think youll get more sleep because school starts an hour late? False.
You now believe you have more time to watch videos of cats  Schrute

the sun rises in the east False. the sun doesn't rise. the earth simply rotates as it orbits the sun.

the sun rises in the east False.
the sun doesn't rise.
the earth simply rotates as it orbits the sun.  Schrute

Bob's your uncle False. I have two uncles: Gunther and Girt

Bob's your uncle False.
I have two uncles: Gunther and Girt  Schrute

We can burn brighter than the sun False. Solar fusion produces 3.846 x 10^26 Watts, more luminous than every light bulb on earth.

We can burn brighter than the sun  False.
Solar fusion produces 3.846 x 10^26 Watts, more luminous than every light bulb on earth.  Schrute

tiny wings bird. you will rue the day you mocked my failures.

tiny wings bird. you will rue the day you mocked my failures.  Schrute

when one door closes, another day opens? False. when one door closes, the other door is unaffected unless the one door closing creates a difference in air pressure which acts upon the second door.

when one door closes, another day opens? False.
when one door closes, the other door is unaffected unless the one door closing creates a difference in air pressure which acts upon the second door.   Schrute
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