Schrute

I have a ton of time False. Time is an idea; it cannot be weighed

I have a ton of time False.
Time is an idea; it cannot be weighed   Schrute

"your argument is invalid" False. Arguments are based on opinion and all opinions are valid which makes your statement invalid

Always look on the bright side of life False. You have to blink twice every ten seconds

Always look on the bright side of life False.
You have to blink twice
every ten seconds  Schrute

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER.  Schrute

A forest is in an acorn? FALSE. In the United States there are 155 National Forests containing almost 190 million acres (297,000 mi²/769 000 km²) of land. These lands comprise 8.5 percent of the total land area of the United States, an area a

A forest is in an acorn? FALSE.  

In the United States there are 155 National Forests containing almost 190 million acres (297,000 mi²/769 000 km²) of land. These lands comprise 8.5 percent of the total land area of the United States, an area a  Schrute

Think you can outrun me? I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

Think you can outrun me? I am faster than 80% of all snakes.  Schrute

You forgot your "TLDR" after your post No, I will not be reading it.

You forgot your

The pool water is so cold, it's like ice. False. If it were as cold as ice, it would not be water.

The pool water is so cold, it's like ice.  False.
If it were as cold as ice, it would not be water.   Schrute

Nothing is better than god False. Anything is better than Nothing and therefore better than god.

Nothing is better than god False.
Anything is better than Nothing and therefore better than god.  Schrute

HMMMMM... Niggers in Paris?

HMMMMM... Niggers in Paris?  Schrute
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