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"There's Women's Studies but no Men's Studies? False. Men's Studies is called being a pervert Caption 3 goes here

Calling it "fapping" is cool ? False!

Calling it

there should be a day called dwight day and everyone give everything to me...

there should be a day called dwight day and everyone give everything to me...  Schrute

"when life gives you lemons make orange juice and watch the world as the wonder how you did it" False. you cant make orange juice with lemons

Numara can't handle single character strings... Dammit janssens!

Numara can't handle single character strings... Dammit janssens!  Schrute

"The tooth fairy exists" YOUR PARENTS JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE ABOUT LOSING A TOOTH. FALSE

"Chaos is a friend of mine" False: Chaos has no emotions nor the propensity for friendship

"Conscience is a man's compass" False: A compass is a man's compass

"This nerf gun is stupid because it keeps jamming!" False. You're stupid. the Gun is an inanimate object.

Love is all you need? False. You need food and water

Love is all you need? False.
You need food and water  Schrute
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