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The narwhal bacons at midnight False. Narwhals do not provide adequate meat for a baconing process

The narwhal bacons at midnight False.
Narwhals do not provide adequate meat for a baconing process  Schrute

Osama Bin Laden is dead? False. I killed him years ago.

Osama Bin Laden is dead? False.
I killed him years ago.  Schrute

I'm naked under my clothes.

I'm naked under my clothes.

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TEAR FREE SHAMPOO? TRUE. THERE ARE NO TEARS IN SHAMPOO.

TEAR FREE SHAMPOO? TRUE.  THERE ARE NO TEARS IN SHAMPOO.  Schrute

Bitches love dicks in their boxes? False. Bitches do not love dicks in their boxes

Bitches love dicks in their boxes? False.
Bitches do not love dicks in their boxes  Schrute

ONLY 1 COCK PUSH-UP IS REQUIRED? FALSE

ONLY 1 COCK PUSH-UP IS REQUIRED? FALSE  Schrute

World Ready Women False. The Real World is Co-Ed

World Ready Women False.
The Real World is Co-Ed  Schrute

niggas be like... the fuck you looking at?

niggas be like... the fuck you looking at?  Schrute

black men love thick white girls best False. they love corporal enix best

black men love thick white girls best False.
they love corporal enix best  Schrute

'omnivores' which does not mean 'to eat each creature on earth' nor to eat omnis, but is a new term for those who eat animals, fishes, dairy and nonkilled or stolen foods. False omnivore refers to a species which eats both plants and animals.

'omnivores' which does not mean 'to eat each creature on earth' nor to eat omnis, but is a new term for those who eat animals, fishes, dairy and nonkilled or stolen foods. False
omnivore refers to a species which eats both plants and animals.  Schrute
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