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NERRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Schrute

Fact: Devon is the smart man alive

Fact: Devon is the smart man alive  Schrute

Gravity is just a theory? False. Gravity is a law, not just a theory, because it is directly observable.

Gravity is just a theory? False.
Gravity is a law, not just a theory, because it is directly observable.   Schrute

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas" False: Christmas only continues for 24 hours on December 25th

yo moma so old when she went to school there was no history class true dat how did I no that its cuz ima side kick

yo moma so old when she went to school there was no history class true dat how did I no that its cuz ima side kick  Schrute

New macbook for Christmas $2,000 Beet research machine False $1,200 beet research machine

New macbook for Christmas
$2,000 Beet research machine False
$1,200 beet research machine  Schrute

as soft as a thousand cottonelle puppies. False. a thousand cottonelle puppies would have fucked that thing up.

as soft as a thousand cottonelle puppies. False.
a thousand cottonelle puppies would have fucked that thing up.  Schrute

FALSE those who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down will stay that way. Unless plastic surgery proves otherwise.

FALSE those who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down will stay that way. Unless plastic surgery proves otherwise.  Schrute

"DEAR INTERNET: If SOPA Dies, You Have Republicans To Thank For It..." False. You have Wikipedia,Reddit,the blogosphere, President Obama and yourself to thank for it.

Fact: The C-Store is currently on break

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