Schrute

Lung gets punctured Deal with it tomorrow? FALSE. I already called 911

Lung gets punctured
Deal with it tomorrow? FALSE.  
I already called 911  Schrute

They say that no man is an island. FALSE. I am an island and it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.

They say that no man is an island. FALSE.  
I am an island and it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.  Schrute

Oh that's your charger? False. It's actually 2nd floors

Oh that's your charger? False. It's actually 2nd floors  Schrute

the provided code compiles without error False

the provided code compiles without error False
  Schrute

Internet Explorer is the best for downloading other browsers.

Internet Explorer is the best for downloading other browsers.  Schrute

"The Office has been terrible this season." False. The Office has been terrible for years.

"tonight, we are young" False. tonight, we are 86400 seconds older than we were last night.

you gotta love the bible belt False. you are entitled to hate those ignorant assholes as warranted

you gotta love the bible belt False.
you are entitled to hate those ignorant assholes as warranted  Schrute

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy FALSE. all work and no play makes jack a vital member of society

all work and no play
makes jack a dull boy
 FALSE.  
all work and no play makes jack
a vital member of society

  Schrute

Come Hell or High Water Doesn't matter. I'll survive both.

Come Hell or High Water Doesn't matter.
 I'll survive both.  Schrute
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