Schrute

Who the fuck.. Was talkin to you.?

Who the fuck.. Was talkin to you.?  Schrute

My XL tshirt and leggings look great! False. I can see your cottage cheese thighs...

My XL tshirt and leggings look great! False.
I can see your cottage cheese thighs...  Schrute

look at my impatient face

 look at my impatient face  Schrute

IS YOUR TEAM IN THE FINALS? NO? THEN STFU AND TAKE A SEAT.

IS YOUR TEAM IN THE FINALS? NO?
THEN STFU AND TAKE A SEAT.  Schrute

I saw you lick that pole that one time still my memory of choice when i play with myself

I saw you lick that pole that one time still my memory of choice when i play with myself  Schrute

It takes a penny to make a penny False It takes 2.4 pennies to make 1 penny

It takes a penny 
to make a penny False
It takes 2.4 pennies to make 1 penny  Schrute

Doing work? False. You are procrastinating

Doing work? False. You are procrastinating  Schrute

You can't argue with logic? False My wife does it all the time

You can't argue with logic? False
My wife does it all the time  Schrute

Chris Romero is cool. False. Adrian Rosales is.

Chris Romero is cool. False.
Adrian Rosales is.  Schrute

We all bleed red? FALSE. I bleed maroon

We all bleed red? FALSE. I bleed maroon  Schrute
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