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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? False. The quickest way to a heart is directly through the ribcage.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? False. The quickest way to a heart is directly through the ribcage. Schrute
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nov.26 birthday = cool gifts for life Wrong. The date changes yearly and on some occasions the birthday will fall before black friday, resulting in bad gifts because everyone could be saving their money for the shopping wars.

nov.26 birthday = cool gifts for life Wrong. The date changes yearly and on some occasions the birthday will fall before black friday, resulting in bad gifts because everyone could be saving their money for the shopping wars. Schrute
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Hold your horses False. I can't because that would significantly hurt the production of beets. plus horses are much to big to hold.

Hold your horses False. I can't because that would significantly hurt the production of beets. plus horses are much to big to hold. Schrute
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Where there is love there is life -Mahatma Gandhi False: life requires food, water, and shelter

Where there is love there is life -Mahatma Gandhi False: life requires food, water, and shelter Schrute
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Sean Beckman is a texan False. He came from germany

Sean Beckman is a texan False. He came from germany Schrute
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IT was my wall before it was your feed

IT was my wall before it was your feed Schrute
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have you ever met matt beckoff yeah, i know.

have you ever met matt beckoff yeah, i know. Schrute
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"Gods don't kill people" False. God sent the flood to wash away the humans that had became wicked

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A BIRD IN YOUR HAND BEATS TWO IN THE BUSH? FALSE. I AM AN EXCELLENT HUNTER AND COULD HAVE ALL THREE

A BIRD IN YOUR HAND BEATS TWO IN THE BUSH? FALSE. I AM AN EXCELLENT HUNTER AND COULD HAVE ALL THREE Schrute
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failing to plan is planning to fail FALSE. failing to plan is part of the plan.

failing to plan is planning to fail FALSE. failing to plan is part of the plan. Schrute
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