Schrute

Actions speak louder than words FALSE. Actions are typically silent, unless of course the action is speaking very loudly in which case the volume would be equal

Actions speak louder than words FALSE.  
Actions are typically silent, unless of course the action is speaking very loudly in which case the volume would be equal  Schrute

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND? FALSE. YOU CAN'T GO BEYOND INFINITY.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND?  FALSE.  
YOU CAN'T GO BEYOND INFINITY.  Schrute

Every little thing is gonna be alright FALSE. 911

Every little thing is gonna be alright FALSE.  
911  Schrute

They say that no man is an island False. I am an island, and this island is volcanic, and it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.

They say that no man is an island False.
I am an island, and this island is volcanic, and it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.  Schrute

Music can never be as bad as it was 5 years ago False. DUBstep

Music can never be as 
bad as it was 5 years ago False.
DUBstep  Schrute

Becomes admin of meme group Gets power hungry

Becomes admin of meme group Gets power hungry  Schrute

3/14/15926 will be the next pi day False. The world will end on 12/21/2012

3/14/15926 will be the next pi day False.
The world will end on 12/21/2012  Schrute

"A dream is a wish your heart makes" FALSE. Your heart is nothing more than an organ and thus is incapable of making wishes.

"My NU experience doesn't start till Sept. 21" False. ASB begins Sept. 12

" The hostess hates me so she didn't seat my section" False. There are only five parties in the restaurant right now

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