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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars. False. If you miss, you will fall back down to Earth and be incinerated in the atmosphere.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars. False.
If you miss, you will fall back down to Earth and be incinerated in the atmosphere.  Schrute

A few germs never hurt anyone False. They kill

A few germs never hurt anyone False.
They kill  Schrute

Early to bed and early to rise Probably means your partner isn't satisfying you

Early to bed and early to rise Probably means your partner isn't satisfying you  Schrute

"you could (theoretically) totally find a girl like me right there at RIT. :)" False. There is only one of you and you have left RIT.

"If at first you don't succede... try, try again." If at first you don't succede, then leave the work to someone who *won't* set the grain silo on fire. FALSE

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise A man must study for years as an apprentice under the white wizard to obtain health, wealth, and wisdom. FALSE

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
 A man must study for years as an apprentice under the white wizard to obtain health, wealth, and wisdom. FALSE  Schrute

IF at first you don't succeed, YOU FAIL

IF at first you don't succeed, YOU FAIL

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AA works? False. Macros are more effective.

AA works? False. Macros are more effective.  Schrute

Vader killed your father? False. Vader is your father.

Vader killed your father? False.
Vader is your father.  Schrute

False The last thing you need is a grave/crematorium

False The last thing you need is a grave/crematorium  Schrute
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