Schrute

You only live once. FALSE. ZOMBIES.

You only live once. FALSE.  
ZOMBIES.  Schrute

FALSE. Newt Gingrich is a politician. Dwight Schrute is a fictional character.

 FALSE.  
Newt Gingrich is a politician. Dwight Schrute is a fictional character.  Schrute

Fact: If built, the Northern Gateway Pipeline would cross the territories of more than 50 First Nations groups

Fact: If built, the Northern Gateway Pipeline would cross the territories of more than 50 First Nations groups  Schrute

A small college of national distinction False. Anyone gets in here.

A small college of national distinction False.
Anyone gets in here.  Schrute

Being in first place for team competition is the best False. you don't get the blue shirts

Being in first place for team competition is the best False.
you don't get the blue shirts  Schrute

"If you ever die from auto-erotic asphyxiation, I promise to rearrange your corpse before it's discovered by your loved ones." False. Women don't have the genetalia necessary to perform that ritual.

"YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T REALIZE HE WASN'T SHIT.... UNTIL. AFTER HE GOT YOU PREGNANT??

FALSE! THE MEME WAS A PLOY BY YOUR BOYFRIEND TO TOUCH YOUR BUM!

FALSE! THE MEME WAS A PLOY BY YOUR BOYFRIEND TO TOUCH YOUR BUM!   Schrute

OH A LEMON HUH? TOO BAD I LIKE LIMES

OH A LEMON HUH? TOO BAD I LIKE LIMES  Schrute

That is the worst comeback False. Worst comeback ever is "stfu gtfo"

That is the worst comeback False. Worst comeback ever is
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