Schrute

Friends are like snowflakes. if you pee on them, they disappear. False. if you pee on snow, it turns yellow.

Friends are like snowflakes. if you pee on them, they disappear. False.
if you pee on snow, it turns yellow.  Schrute

Nothing makes an Engineer more productive than "the last minute?" False. "The last second."

Nothing makes an Engineer more productive than

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away FALSE. troubles are incapable of having a distance

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away FALSE.  
troubles are incapable of having a distance  Schrute

Inappropriate censor bleeps make anything funny F[beep]

Inappropriate censor bleeps make anything funny F[beep]  Schrute

Girls can do anything guys can do... and in high heels FALSE. females can not impregnate one another, even with the assistance of high heels

Girls can do anything guys can do... and in high heels FALSE.  
females can not impregnate  one another, even with the assistance of high heels  Schrute

Birds of a feather flock together False. wookies flock to phish.

Birds of a feather flock together False.
wookies flock to phish.  Schrute

"shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among the stars" False. The nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon.

" Brian Scalabrine is horrible" False. He"s a god amongst men

"This copy of revenge of the sith just doesnt seem to want to work properly, I feel I my have worn it out #starwarsaddictsandtheirproblems" False. the third movie is return of the jedi to star wars fans

"it started wisper" False. it started with the big bang

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