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False The shutting down of vital organs kills people

False The shutting down of vital organs kills people  Schrute

once in a blue moon? once in exactly 2.546 years.

once in a blue moon? once in exactly 2.546 years.  Schrute

meanwhile at cafre we have a blackboard test

meanwhile at cafre 
we have a blackboard test  Schrute

You could live off of it? False. Cheetos dust is mostly starch, and only silverfish live off that. But they don't live very long.

You could live off of it? False.
Cheetos dust is mostly starch, and only silverfish live off that.  But they don't live very long.  Schrute

WTF ! Another Girls night out and I'm night invited !!!! That is soo Michael !!!

WTF !  Another Girls night out and I'm night invited !!!!  That is soo Michael !!!  Schrute

"You only live once?" False. Jesus.

HMMMMM IF I LAMINATE MY PENIS, I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY CONDOMS AGAIN

HMMMMM IF I LAMINATE MY PENIS, I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY CONDOMS AGAIN  Schrute

If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock. False. Most of Brock is wheelchair accessible.

If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock. False.
Most of Brock is wheelchair accessible.  Schrute

What is red and smells like blue paint? red paint.

What is red and smells like blue paint? red paint.  Schrute

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger FALSE. polio

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger FALSE.  
polio  Schrute
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