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eddie van halen is the best guitar player ever False. its jarrett woodworth

eddie van halen is the best guitar player ever False.
its jarrett woodworth  Schrute

"why not zoidberg?" because i fucking hate you

I was born this way FALSE. that would have decimated my mothers vagina

I was born this way FALSE.  
that would have decimated my mothers vagina  Schrute

Courage Wolf says nobody got anything done by being a pussy? FALSE. Prostitutes can satisfy many clients in a single day

Courage Wolf says nobody got anything done by being a pussy? FALSE.  
Prostitutes can satisfy many clients in a single day  Schrute

I'm not saying it was Antonio Guzman, But it was Antonio Guzman

I'm not saying it was Antonio Guzman, But it was Antonio Guzman  Schrute

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail FALSE. you failed to plan, therefore you did not plan to fail.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail FALSE.  
you failed to plan, therefore you did not plan to fail.  Schrute

People never change FALSE: Because that would mean you'd be a fetus

People never change FALSE:
Because that would mean you'd be a fetus  Schrute

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE False. TEXAS HAS NEVER EXECUTED ONE

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE False.
TEXAS HAS NEVER EXECUTED ONE  Schrute

It takes a thief to catch a thief. False. It takes a tazer to catch a thief.

It takes a thief to catch a thief. False.
It takes a tazer to catch a thief.  Schrute

If you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where the road might take you. FALSE. TAKE A GPS, BITCH.

If you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where the road might take you. FALSE.
TAKE A GPS, BITCH.  Schrute
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