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LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED inside joke memes

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED inside joke memes  Schrute

Men can survive without women False. You wouldn't be here without your mom. So make her a delicious breakfast!

Men can survive without women False. You wouldn't be here without your mom. So make her a delicious breakfast!   Schrute

"Frazer you little, inbred, deformed, useless, waste of fucking space" False. *fraser, *not inbred, *useful.

"I set fire to the rain" False. Even if water were flammable, which it is not, the 18 mph at which rain falls would prevent it from catching fire.

Whenever I'm about to do something at a bar, I think, 'Would a bro do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Whenever I'm about to do something at a bar, I think, 'Would a bro do that?'  And if they would, I do not do that thing.  Schrute

"She's amazing. I'm the luckiest man alive." FALSE. Ringo Starr.

A broken clock can be right twice a day? FALSE. It can be right 24 times a day if moved to the appropriate time zones

A broken clock can be right twice a day? FALSE.  
It can be right 24 times a day if moved to the appropriate time zones  Schrute

This week was too long?? FALSE. It has 24 hour days just like the others

This week was too long?? FALSE.  
It has 24 hour days just like the others  Schrute

Fact:Vikings are Unbeaten... in their 10th game of the season, when playing at home, with a rookie head-coach after starting out 2-7, coming after a road loss in which they only scored seven points against a divisional opponent.

Fact:Vikings are Unbeaten... in their 10th game of the season, when playing at home, with a rookie head-coach after starting out 2-7, coming after a road loss in which they only scored seven points against a divisional opponent.
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a watched pot never boils FALSE. it boils in the same amount of time as an unwatched pot

a watched pot never boils FALSE.  
it boils in the same amount of time as an unwatched pot  Schrute
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