Schrute

Life sucks and then you die true

Life sucks and then you die true
  Schrute

Joe Connelly is past his prime TRUE. He used to be 3, which IS prime. Now he's 4 which is not.

Joe Connelly is past his prime TRUE.  
He used to be 3, which IS prime. Now he's 4 which is not.  Schrute

Love sees no faults? FALSE. affection has no negative effects on the sense of sight.

Love sees no faults? FALSE.  
affection has no negative effects on the sense of sight.    Schrute

Evil stepmother False. Evil implies intent stepmothers are just naturally bitches

Evil stepmother False.
Evil implies intent
 stepmothers are just naturally bitches   Schrute

The pen is mightier than the sword FALSE. we fight, you use a pen I use a sword.

The pen is mightier than the sword FALSE.  
we fight, you use a pen I use a sword.   Schrute

a watched pot never boils? FALSE. Looking at a pot does not change the rate at which it will boil.

a watched pot never boils? FALSE.  
Looking at a pot does not change the rate at which it will boil.  Schrute

"Can't read my p-p-pokerface." FALSE I am an expert in the area of interpersonal communication.

Money can't buy happiness? truE. However, this is only because everyone's definition of 'happiness' is slightly different.

Money can't buy happiness? truE.  
However, this is only because everyone's definition of 'happiness' is slightly different.  Schrute

ABORTION I can't get one of those

ABORTION I can't get one of those  Schrute

smiling is good false smiling is a sign of weakness and submission

smiling is good false smiling is a sign of weakness and submission
   Schrute
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