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FACT: "You cant find your ass with both hands and an ass satellite positioner."

FACT:

Mickey mouse on two legs? False. PYGMY JERBOA.

Mickey mouse on two legs? False.
PYGMY JERBOA.  Schrute

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again FALSE. The dim light, alcohol, and loud music are increasing your sexual desire.

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again FALSE.  
The dim light, alcohol, and loud music are increasing your sexual desire.  Schrute

"Laughter is the Best Medicine" False. Medicine is the Best Medicine

Jim Macciotta is able to take out his own eybrows when nervous. False. He looses his shit when he tries

Jim Macciotta is able to
take out his own eybrows when nervous. False.
He looses his shit
when he tries  Schrute

Getting an MBA Feel yourself getting dumber each day

Getting an MBA Feel yourself getting dumber each day  Schrute

you live at a country club!? i cant beleive how harcore you are!

you live at a country club!? i cant beleive how harcore you are!  Schrute

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" False. What doesn't kill you can lead to extreme disabilities or other problems

Yolo? False. Cats have nine lives.

Yolo? False.
Cats have nine lives.  Schrute

"Everyone who sees him say he looks like Bolt"? False. I never said that.

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