Schrute

Mistborn is a story about people eating more metals than other people. False. It's about eating cooler metals than other people.

Mistborn is a story about people eating more metals than other people. False.
It's about eating cooler metals than other people.  Schrute

You don't have a date for Valentine's Day? False. It's February 14th.

You don't have a date
 for Valentine's Day? False.
It's February 14th.  Schrute

If you were born Feb 1, 1987, there's a good possibility you are the 5 billionth person on earth. FALSE. 100 Billion humans had been on Earth by 1950, 105 Billion by 1995

If you were born Feb 1, 1987, there's a good possibility you are the 5 billionth person on earth. FALSE.  
100 Billion humans had been on Earth by 1950, 105 Billion by 1995  Schrute

Women have rights? False.

Women have rights? False.  Schrute

NEED YOU LIKE WATER IN MY LUNGS? FALSE. THAT WOULD LEAD TO A PULMONARY EDEMA

NEED YOU LIKE WATER IN MY LUNGS? FALSE.  
THAT WOULD LEAD TO A PULMONARY EDEMA  Schrute

Stupid is as stupid does? FALSE. Stupid is defined by Websters as slow of mind

Stupid is as stupid does? FALSE.  
Stupid is defined by Websters as slow of mind  Schrute

Evangelion: 1.11 You are not alone FALSE. When you're watching Evangelion, You ARE!

Evangelion: 1.11
You are not alone FALSE.  
When you're watching Evangelion, You ARE!   Schrute

A picture is worth 1000 words? FALSE. Pictures are worthless unless they pertain to beet farming.

A picture is worth 1000 words? FALSE.  
Pictures are worthless unless they pertain to beet farming.  Schrute

Let's make giraffe sounds! FALSE. Giraffes do not have vocal chords.

Let's make giraffe sounds! FALSE.  
Giraffes do not have vocal chords.  Schrute

His Beans Are Massive? FALSE. His Name Is SmallBeans

His Beans Are Massive?  FALSE.  
His Name Is SmallBeans  Schrute
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