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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped it as a small child and six never told anyone.

Why was six afraid of seven?
 because seven raped it as a small child and six never told anyone.  Schrute

Dan, A BRO? FALSE. IF HE WERE A BRO, HE WOULD NOT ABANDON FRIENDS IN OAKVILLE, NOR CHOOSE HOES BEFORE BROS.

Dan, A BRO?  FALSE.  
IF HE WERE A BRO, HE WOULD NOT ABANDON FRIENDS IN OAKVILLE, NOR CHOOSE HOES BEFORE BROS.  Schrute

False Nothing to do with proving god's existence

False Nothing to do with proving god's existence   Schrute

Fact: Even if you don't "believe in" or "accept" evolution, it happens regardless.

Fact: Even if you don't

"The sun looks beautiful" False. The sun looked beautiful eight minutes ago

"i'm sexy and i know it" False. I'm David and i know it

false he hates the sin

false he hates the sin  Schrute

Marijuana can't kill you? False. Someone could have a 100lb brick of weed lifted 200ft in the air, and you happen to walk by, and at the right time, it drops and hits you at a 90 degree angle on the head and crack your skull.

Marijuana can't kill you? False. Someone could have a 100lb brick of weed lifted 200ft in the air, and you happen to walk by, and at the right time, it drops and hits you at a 90 degree angle on the head and crack your skull.  Schrute

FACT : You are reading this on my voice

FACT : You are reading this on my voice  Schrute

Slow and steady wins the race False. Finishing before your opponents wins the race.

Slow and steady wins the race False. Finishing before your opponents wins the race.  Schrute
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