Schrute

Hey, good job on selling those two printers today! CHILD'S PLAY GIVE ME SOMETHING HARD TO SELL

Hey, good job on selling those two printers today! CHILD'S PLAY GIVE ME SOMETHING HARD TO SELL  Schrute

A woman's heart is as deep as the ocean? FALSE. A heart is about the same size as a fist.

A woman's heart is as deep as the ocean? FALSE.  
A heart is about the same size as a fist.  Schrute

Eat your words Impossible. Words are units of language and cannot be ingested.

Eat your words Impossible. Words are units of language and cannot be ingested.  Schrute

I THINK I HEAR A HEART MURMUR... GET AN ULTRASOUND.

I THINK I HEAR A HEART MURMUR... 
GET AN ULTRASOUND.  Schrute

Seniors: Started from the bottom now we here! FALSE. You are now at the bottom of the employment rate.

Seniors: Started from the bottom now we here! FALSE.  
You are now at the bottom of the employment rate.   Schrute

"Fjala vret me shume se plumbi" Gabim. Fjalet nuk kane mase, forme apo ndonje karakterisike tjeter materiale dhe rrjedhimisht nuk mund te shkaktojne demtime trupore qe do e kishin si pasoje vdekjen e njeriut.

Andy is better than me because he went to Cornell? False. I went to ithaca college

Andy is better than me because he went to Cornell? False.
I went to ithaca college  Schrute

Fact: Daifulla said is a pretentious dearborn noob

Fact: Daifulla said is a pretentious dearborn noob  Schrute

"Reznet is fine, stop complaining" False. Reznet is slow as crap after 1800h daily

fools rush in where angels fear to tread False. Angels are figments of one's imagination and anyways, they don't tread, they fly

fools rush in where angels fear to tread False.
Angels are figments of one's imagination and anyways, they don't tread, they fly  Schrute
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