Schrute

Blake. I command you to entertain me with your jingles

Blake. I command you to entertain me with your jingles  Schrute

The best defense is a good offense? FALSE. They are opposing military strategies. The best defense is defense.

The best defense is a good offense? FALSE.  
They are opposing military strategies. The best defense is defense.  Schrute

I <3 U FALSE. YOU CANNOT HAVE INEQUALITIES WITH NUMBERS.

I <3 U FALSE.  
YOU CANNOT HAVE INEQUALITIES WITH NUMBERS.  Schrute

I'LL STALK YOU IF YOU THROW THAT URETHANE AWAY

I'LL STALK YOU IF YOU THROW THAT URETHANE AWAY  Schrute

You killed your parents with a hammer? i killed a man with my thumb

You killed your parents with a hammer?
 i killed a man with my thumb  Schrute

Getting home after the bus stops running is hard FALSE. train a bear ride it to work!

Getting home after the bus stops running is hard FALSE. 
train a bear ride it to work!  Schrute

the grass is always greener on the other side FALSE. grass will be greener where there is more precipitation.

the grass is always greener on the other side FALSE.  
grass will be greener where there is more precipitation.  Schrute

"Mechanics are lazy, and unintelligent." False. Mechanics are people who fix machines.

bf3 is beter than mw3. FALSE. its not, get over yourselves.

bf3 is beter than mw3.                           FALSE.  
its not, get over yourselves.  Schrute

false. internet memes and faces are life changing.

false. internet memes and faces are life changing.  Schrute
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