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Fact: jellyfish have no brain or any kind of nerve system what so ever

Fact: jellyfish have no brain or any kind of nerve system what so ever 
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2.3 Trillion Dollars "lost" the day before 9/11 by the Pentagon? That would buy 657,142,857,142 pounds of sugar beets.

2.3 Trillion Dollars

"I believe I can fly" False. Human beings as a species do not possess the anatomical capabilities for unassisted flight.

this is the song that never ends? false. you just stopped singing, therefore it ended.

this is the song that never ends? false.
you just stopped singing, therefore it ended.  Schrute

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? False i got all three birds

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? False
i got all three birds  Schrute

"Every day is precisely 24 Hours in duration." False. Every day is precisely 23 hours and 55 minutes in duration.

you don't want to earn schrutebucks? Then you will be deducted fifty shrutebucks.

you don't want to earn schrutebucks? Then you will be deducted fifty shrutebucks.  Schrute

False It is impossible to tape things in mid-air.

False It is impossible to tape things in mid-air.  Schrute

dIAMONDS are a girl's best freiend True: As the female brain is small enough to think such thoughts.

dIAMONDS are a girl's best freiend True:
As the female brain is small enough to think such thoughts.  Schrute

Dictionary.com defines "success" as the attainment of wealth, position, honors, or the like. FALSE. bill shields

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