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"We were all born atheist" False. The term "Atheism" refers to a conscious disbelief in a higher power, and as we are born with no preconceived notions of theology this is impossible.

every girl? false. only cock teases

every girl? false.
only cock teases  Schrute

Set The World aflame? False. As safety officer and a volunteer sheriff's deputy, i could not let you do that

Set The World aflame? False.
As safety officer and a volunteer sheriff's deputy, i could not let you do that  Schrute

YOU KNOW THERES A SUB REDDIT FOR THAT

 YOU KNOW THERES A SUB REDDIT FOR THAT  Schrute

If at first you don't succeed, try try again? Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

If at first you don't succeed, try try again? Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results  Schrute

THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.  Schrute

Whatever your cliche I will disprove it

Whatever your cliche I will disprove it  Schrute

Trapezoid? False. THERE ARE 6 LINES AND 2 CURVES IN THAT "TRAPEZOID"

Trapezoid? False.
THERE ARE 6 LINES AND 2 CURVES IN THAT

cucumbers are 96 percent water .... jesus can walk on water ... i can walk on cucumbers .... which makes me 96 percent jesus False. Cucumbers are 95% water

cucumbers are 96 percent water .... jesus can walk on water ... i can walk on cucumbers .... which makes me 96 percent jesus False.
Cucumbers are 95% water  Schrute

Use crack to fix hoarding problem, reality tv show to fix crack problem. all problems can be fixed by reality television. False. hoarders is a reality show, making your plan fundamentally flawed

Use crack to fix hoarding problem, reality tv show to fix crack problem. all problems can be fixed by reality television. False. 
 hoarders is a reality show, making your plan fundamentally flawed  Schrute
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