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you can't teach an old dog new tricks false: When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I coul

you can't teach an old dog new tricks false:
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I coul  Schrute

Turn the other cheek Impossible. Your cheeks don't turn. You are really only turning your neck to expose the other cheek.

Turn the other cheek Impossible.
Your cheeks don't turn. You are really only turning your neck to expose the other cheek.  Schrute

6 is afraid of 7? False. numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

6 is afraid of 7? False.
numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.  Schrute

THAT CAR WAS 3$ LESS? BRING IN THE FRAUD SQUAD

THAT CAR WAS 3$ LESS? BRING IN THE FRAUD SQUAD  Schrute

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas False. 5 days until christmas and it's 70 degrees.

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas False.
5 days until christmas and it's 70 degrees.  Schrute

Go ahead call me a bitch a bitch is a female dog! idiot!

Go ahead call me a bitch a bitch is a female dog! idiot!  Schrute

It's a small world! No. The perimeter of our Earth is 24,856.8 statute miles.

It's a small world! No. The perimeter of our Earth is 24,856.8 statute miles.  Schrute

man cannot live by bread alone? technically he could but would probably get tired of eating the same thing everyday

man cannot live by bread alone? technically he could but would probably get tired of eating the same thing everyday  Schrute

THE NEAREST STAR IS 93 MILLION MILES AWAY? FALSE. THE SUN IS A STAR AND IS MUCH CLOSER.

THE NEAREST STAR IS 93 MILLION MILES AWAY? FALSE. 
THE SUN IS A STAR AND IS MUCH CLOSER.  Schrute

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL? FALSE. EARTH'S SURFACE AREA IS 196,940,000 SQUARE MILES.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL? FALSE.
EARTH'S SURFACE AREA IS 196,940,000 SQUARE MILES.  Schrute
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