Schrute

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? What knocked down the tree in the first place?!

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? What knocked down the tree in the first place?!  Schrute

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE. a bird in the hand is lunch

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE.  
a bird in the hand is lunch  Schrute

If you think im weird now wait till you see my serious face

If you think im weird now wait till you see my serious face  Schrute

Grass is green and we no it. FALSE. Grass is actually not a colour, like it's orange or some shit. It's because of the sun rays make our eyes deflect diffreent colours.

Grass is green and we no it. FALSE.  
Grass is actually not a colour, like it's orange or some shit. It's because of the sun rays make our eyes deflect diffreent colours.  Schrute

Is it wrong.... to love dong?

Is it wrong.... to love dong?  Schrute

What came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not sure, I was not there.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? I am not sure, I was not there.  Schrute

what! did you say "photoguy bad"!?

what! did you say

The Schrute mem requires the word "False" in it? False. It's all about Dwight being overly literal.

The Schrute mem requires the word

taking someones's saved seat is ok FALSE. you will just be removed

taking someones's saved seat is ok FALSE.  
you will just be removed  Schrute
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