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I was born this way FALSE. that would have decimated my mothers vagina

I was born this way FALSE.  
that would have decimated my mothers vagina  Schrute

a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down? FALSE. shoving the medicine down your throat makes the medicine go down

a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down? FALSE.  
shoving the medicine down your throat makes the medicine go down  Schrute

Nothing in life is easy? False. Your mother is.

Nothing in life is easy? False. Your mother is.  Schrute

Pluto, a planet? FALSE. Pluto is not a planet.

Pluto, a planet? FALSE.  
Pluto is not a planet.  Schrute

"ICE COLD WATER? FALSE. IF IT WAS AS COLD AS ICE, IT WOULD BE ICE." FALSE. IT COULD BE AS COLD AS ICE, BUT HAVE SALT, RAISING THE FREEZING POINT AND THEREFORE PREVENTING IT FROM BECOMING ICE. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

That engine is as dead as a doornail. False. Doornails are inanimate. So are engines.

That engine is as dead as a doornail. False.
Doornails are inanimate. So are engines.  Schrute

Fact: Michael doesn't work here anymore because he finally ran off and married ryan. I was the best man and bride's maid.

Fact: Michael doesn't work here anymore because he finally ran off and married ryan. I was the best man and bride's maid.   Schrute

Coach kelly its 7:30 on friday... what homework could we possibly have?

Coach kelly its 7:30 on friday... what homework could we possibly have?  Schrute

All OWEEK groups are created equal. False. Kendo kids is the best.

All OWEEK groups are created equal.  False.
Kendo kids is the best.   Schrute

BEER, BOOBS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

BEER, BOOBS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA  Schrute
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