Schrute

Passion in my pants? I aint afraid to show it

Passion in my pants? I aint afraid to show it  Schrute

False. I drops beets every day

 False.
I drops beets every day  Schrute

U.S. is better than Hawken False. Hawken has women

U.S. is better than Hawken False.
Hawken has women  Schrute

do I call it pop or soda? Neither, it's a carbonated beverage.

do I call it pop or soda? Neither, it's a carbonated beverage.  Schrute

you there take a seat

you there take a seat  Schrute

Birthdays are magical. False. Birthdays are not magic. First, your mother's cervix dilated; then you were expelled from her vaginal cavity shortly followed by the placenta afterbirth.

Birthdays are magical. False. Birthdays are not magic. First, your mother's cervix dilated; then you were expelled from her vaginal cavity shortly followed by the placenta afterbirth.   Schrute

Money Makes the world go round? FALSE. Gravity makes the earth spin on an axis

Money Makes the world go round? FALSE.  
 Gravity makes the earth spin on an axis  Schrute

I asked dwight what i should get you as a present BEARS. BEETS. Battlestar Galactica

I asked dwight what i should get you as a present BEARS. BEETS. Battlestar Galactica  Schrute

"you need some rest" FALSE. I need a megajuice!

"a box is just a sphere that you haven't penetrated yet" FALSE. Said method is actually very counterproductive

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