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Grammar Wanking No lube required, I use it anyway...

Grammar Wanking No lube required, 
I use it anyway...  Schrute

Fact: Steak beats Bacon, Everytime.

Fact: Steak beats Bacon, 
Everytime.  Schrute

"1600 x 900 is enough for anyone" FALSE, 1600x900 is only enough for people who've never used 1920x1080

the whole world is your oyster. FALSE. you dropped out of high school and think being a level 85 paladin is an accomplishment.

the whole world is your oyster. FALSE.  
 you dropped out of high school and think being a level 85 paladin is an accomplishment.  Schrute

Pressure makes diamonds False. Carbon Bonding does

Pressure makes diamonds False.
Carbon Bonding does  Schrute

False. Your cat is standing behind the game.

False. Your cat is standing behind the game.  Schrute

Teacher stares at class silently Shit got real.

Teacher stares at class silently Shit got real.  Schrute

the most badass tom hanks film is saving private ryan. FALSE. toy story, motherfucker. well, at least according to adam mettler. [bitch please, it's all 'bout castaway!]

the most badass tom hanks film is saving private ryan. FALSE.  
toy story, motherfucker. well, at least according to adam mettler. [bitch please, it's all 'bout castaway!]  Schrute

"If you don't post this to five other comments...you will have relationship problems for the next ten years" False. you will have relationship problems no matter what

trips up the stairs to ms.epplys nobody saw that...i hope

trips up the stairs to ms.epplys nobody saw that...i hope  Schrute
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