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"'Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you will land among the stars.' False. the neaRest star is 93 million miles from the moon." TRICK QUESTION. FORWARD-MOVING OBJECTS IN ZERO GRAVITY DO NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HIT SOMETHING. IF ONE COULD SURVIVE THE COLDS

garrett corless is a bitch

garrett corless is a bitch  Schrute

Imitation Is the sincerest form of flattery? .... Yeah, that ones true (seson 3 episode 20)

Imitation Is the sincerest form of flattery? .... Yeah, that ones true
(seson 3 episode 20)  Schrute

a glass with some water. is the glass half full or half empty? Full. 50% water + 50% air

a glass with some water.
is the glass half full or half empty? Full.
50% water + 50% air  Schrute

"i want to be young forever" False. you will grow older and eventually die

It takes three weeks to process your return. is there anything else i can help you with www.igotmyrefund.com

It takes three weeks to process your return. is there anything else i can help you with www.igotmyrefund.com  Schrute

Fact: The only fun thing to do in Tiffin, Ohio is to hang out at Walmart

Fact: The only fun thing to do in Tiffin, Ohio is to hang out at Walmart  Schrute

I can get this free at walmart. False. Nobody gives percocet for free.

I can get this free at walmart.  False. Nobody gives percocet for free.  Schrute

The next real pie day will be on 3/1/4152 False. It will be on 3/1/4152 European standard.

The next real pie day will be on 3/1/4152 False.
It will be on 3/1/4152 
European standard.  Schrute

It may only work 1/365 times... False. 2012 is a leap year.

It may only work 1/365 times...  False.
2012 is a leap year.  Schrute
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