Schrute

#Yolo you say? False. Read the bible.

#Yolo you say? False.
Read the bible.  Schrute

False. a baby is made in the uterus. the vagina is incapable of supporting life.

False. a baby is made in the uterus. 
the vagina is incapable
of supporting life.  Schrute

Paint with all the colors of the wind? False. Wind is the result of air pressure in the atmosphere seeking to attain equilibrium and has nothing to do with the visual spectrum.

Paint with all the colors of the wind? False.
Wind is the result of air pressure in the atmosphere seeking to attain equilibrium and has nothing to do with the visual spectrum.  Schrute

A tear is made from 1% water and 99% feelings False. Tears are made of mucus, water and oil. Mucus coats the surface of the eye and helps bind the tear layer to the eye.

A tear is made from 1% water and 99% feelings False.
Tears are made of mucus, water and oil. Mucus coats the surface of the eye and helps bind the tear layer to the eye.   Schrute

Ridiculously photogenic guy not interesting anymore? False. eVERY meme is ridiculously photogenic guy.

Ridiculously photogenic guy not interesting anymore? False.
eVERY meme is 
ridiculously photogenic guy.  Schrute

Fuck the world... False. The world cannot be fucked unless it was from another planet like uranus

Fuck the world... False.
The world cannot be fucked unless it was from another planet like uranus  Schrute

"Hey Mepps, just let them know it'll be another 20-40 minutes."

Your reaction when someone is talking to your crush and you heard your name

Your reaction when someone is talking to your crush and you heard your name  Schrute

WHEN I SEE A PHAT ASS I THINK OF CAMMY WHITE :-)))))

WHEN I SEE A PHAT ASS I THINK OF  CAMMY WHITE :-)))))  Schrute

"Bitches Don't Know Bout My Diabeetus." False. Morbidly obese wheelchair- bound American women are wolfing down blocks of cheese as you speak.

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