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they say because bad things happen, there is no god False. bad things happen because you're an idiot

they say because bad things happen, there is no god False. 
bad things happen because you're an idiot  Schrute

Global warming? False.

Global warming? False.  Schrute

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL? FALSE. EARTH'S SURFACE AREA IS 196,940,000 SQUARE MILES.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL? FALSE.
EARTH'S SURFACE AREA IS 
196,940,000 SQUARE MILES.  Schrute

I don't want people making fun of my nose it's much too small for my face

I don't want people making fun of my nose it's much too small for my face  Schrute

People will put up with anything as long as it doesn't block traffic? FALSE. T.S.A.

People will put up with anything as long as it doesn't block traffic? FALSE.  
T.S.A.  Schrute

you're taking the north? FALSE.

you're taking the north? FALSE.  
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LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

some say its best to live and let live roflcopter

some say its best to live and let live roflcopter  Schrute

I'm talking shit behind your back? FALSE. I am soft tissue, cellular fluid, and bone.

I'm talking shit behind your back? FALSE.  
I am soft tissue, cellular fluid, and bone.  Schrute

Men can survive without women. False. You would be here without your mom. So thank her with a delicious breakfast!

Men can survive without women. False. You would be here without your mom. So thank her with a delicious breakfast!  Schrute
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