Schrute

what did one muffin say to the other muffin... nothing

what did one muffin say to the other muffin... nothing  Schrute

If you are reading this Get back to work Steve!

If you are reading this Get back to work Steve!  Schrute

yeah he's legit FALSE. he's not a legitimate person

yeah he's legit FALSE.  
he's not a legitimate person  Schrute

Asian People There are too many

Asian People  There are too many  Schrute

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" False. I will not be at that yard.

You are what you eat FALSE. Edible matter and a hominid are not defined as equal, even if the latter is ingested.

You are what you eat FALSE. Edible matter and a hominid are not defined as equal, even if the latter is ingested.
  Schrute

Love makes the world go round. False. Tidal friction and the hypothetical impact of theia caused earth's rotation.

Love makes the world go round. False.
Tidal friction and the hypothetical impact of theia caused earth's rotation.  Schrute

Absence makes the heart grow fonder True. The longer that bitch is gone, the better I like it

Absence makes the heart grow fonder True.
The longer that bitch is gone, the better I like it  Schrute

Mizzou has never won anything False. Mizzou has won 35 conference championships in football and basketball

Mizzou has never won anything False.
Mizzou has won 35 conference championships in football and basketball  Schrute

"3/14/15926 Will be the next pi day" False. PI ROUNDS UP TO 3.1415927 to 8 decimal places 3/14/15927 will be the next pi day.

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