Schrute

To be the man, you got to beat the man FALSE. You could simply evade the man, or reason with him diplomatically

To be the man, you got to beat the man FALSE.  
You could simply evade the man, or reason with him diplomatically   Schrute

Stalking ? False. its casually observing the movements of another individual. while hiding behind a bush.

Stalking ?  False.
its casually observing the movements of another individual. while hiding behind a bush.   Schrute

Laughter is the best medicine False. Illness is best treated symptomatically.

Laughter is the best medicine False.
Illness is best treated symptomatically.  Schrute

I once framed a bear for eating out of the garbage

I once framed a bear for eating out of the garbage  Schrute

Sloths sometimes grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches and fall to their death False This was an assertion made by Douglas Adams in an Essay "The Salmon of Doubt". There is no scientific evidence to support this claim.

Sloths sometimes grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches and fall to their death False
 This was an assertion made by Douglas Adams in an Essay

This is the longest day of your life? FALSE. Today will only last 24 hours

This is the longest day of your life? FALSE.  
Today will only last 24 hours  Schrute

Good morning? FALSE. There's nothing good about not having a proper anatomy. No anus.

Good morning? FALSE. There's nothing good about not having a proper anatomy. No anus.  Schrute

Money can't buy you love? FALSE. Love is only $225 at Fred's.

Money can't buy you love? FALSE.  
Love is only $225 at Fred's.  Schrute

BEARS BEETs battlestar galactica BITCHES

BEARS BEETs battlestar galactica BITCHES  Schrute

Add insult to injury? Never. Add injury to injury. Much more effective.

Add insult to injury? Never. Add injury to injury.
Much more effective.  Schrute
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