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Every dog has its day? False. Roughly 25% of puppies in the average canine litter are stillborn, and therefore have experienced zero days.

Every dog has its day? False. Roughly 25% of puppies in the average canine litter are stillborn, and therefore have experienced zero days.  Schrute

Grandaddy long leg spiders are poisonous False. they aren't even spiders

Grandaddy long leg spiders are poisonous  False.
they aren't even spiders  Schrute

The next real pi day will be on 3/1/4152 False. it will be on 3/1/4159

The next real pi day will be on 3/1/4152 False.
it will be on 3/1/4159  Schrute

"Bill Gates said 640k should be enough Memory for anyone" False. sharepoint users demand unlimited space and all your megahurtz

Fact: No one likes Zach Perl

Fact: No one likes Zach Perl  Schrute

"Home is where the heart is?" False. The heart is located anterior to the vertebral column and posterior to the sternum.

Oh you're a girl so your're in a sorority? False. APO is a fraternity.

Oh you're a girl so your're in a sorority? False.
APO is a fraternity.  Schrute

"This is going to be the longest week of my life" False. The longest week of your life is during Daylight savings.

"when life gives you lemons make lemonade" False. you need 1 3/4 cups white sugar 8 cups water and 1 1/2 cups lemon juice

FALSE. EVERYONE GROWS UP.

 FALSE.  
EVERYONE GROWS UP.  Schrute
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