Schrute

13th are such wimps FALSE. If you try and take their palace, they will kick your ass.

13th are such wimps FALSE.  
If you try and take their palace, they will kick your ass.  Schrute

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO VOTE FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN? FALSE. YOU WANT CHRISTIE PEEBLES TO BE YOUR QUEEN.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO VOTE FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN? FALSE.  
YOU WANT CHRISTIE PEEBLES TO BE YOUR QUEEN.  Schrute

I see you what your doin there If you keep doing that its gonna fall off

I see you what your doin there If you keep doing that its gonna fall off  Schrute

I haven't surfed in a billion years FALSE. No human has lived that long

I haven't surfed in a billion years FALSE.  
No human has lived that long  Schrute

oh, Its international women's day? get back in the kitchen

oh, Its international women's day? get back in the kitchen  Schrute

"I think I look so terrible in this picture!" False. You are the one that posted it.

"It's going to be a long day" False. Every day is precisely 24 hours in duration. (False: daylight savings give us both a day with 23 and 25 hours)

"My Alaskan Malamute dressed as a Daffodil!" False. Daffodils have five petals, not six

She laughed & said i was hung like a pimple! False. having sex with you was equivalent to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

She laughed & said i was hung like a pimple! False.
having sex with you was equivalent to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.  Schrute

FALSE Fuckloads do

FALSE Fuckloads do  Schrute
Like us for More!