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When a filozof gives you hrdjavi sarafciger and says you cant do anything with it Prove him wrong and stab him to death with it!

When a filozof gives you hrdjavi sarafciger and says you cant do anything with it Prove him wrong and stab him to death with it!  Schrute

Mom said "money doesn't buy friends" False, I bought all ten seasons.

Mom said

Those are definitely crocodile tears. False. Crocodiles don't cry. Only humans and elephants have the ability to produce tears.

Those are definitely crocodile tears. False.
Crocodiles don't cry. Only humans and elephants have the ability to produce tears.  Schrute

"Computer security is mainstream" FALSE. If it was mainstream, they wouldn't do the hackfest in Quebec city

The square root of 69 is 8 something? 8.3066238629180748525842627449... Fasle! It is

The square root of 69 is 8 something? 8.3066238629180748525842627449... Fasle!
It is  Schrute

"My heart is in Ohio." FALSE. Your heart is in your chest cavity.

you are what you eat? FALSE. does my hand look like a bear paw to you?

you are what you eat? FALSE.  
does my hand look like a bear paw to you?  Schrute

Today is a gift, that's why they call it "present!" FALSE. All days are a measurement of increments of 24 hours based on the earth's rotation, thus cannot be sold and given as a gift.

Today is a gift, that's why they call it

Bears eat beets beets, bears, battlestar galactica

Bears eat beets beets, bears, battlestar galactica  Schrute

I am unamused you're too good looking

I am unamused you're too good looking  Schrute
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