Schrute

Love makes the world go round? FALSE. The Earth rotates because of leftover momentum from the solar nebula that all of the planets and the Sun formed within.

Love makes the world go round? FALSE. The Earth rotates because of leftover momentum from the solar nebula that all of the planets and the Sun formed within.  Schrute

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

TWO SEEMINGLY BLANK SHEETS OF PAPER

 TWO SEEMINGLY BLANK SHEETS OF PAPER  Schrute

FALSE. Your name is Aimie Gunter.

FALSE.  Your name is Aimie Gunter.  Schrute

"I was out of my mind last night" IMPOSSIBLE. The mind is just of concept related to mental faculties. Therefore, you cannot leave it, nether could your body even be inside of it.

A penny saved is a penny earned False i stole the penny

A penny saved is a penny earned False
i stole the penny  Schrute

"life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay in it the more wrinkled you get" False. after a certain point skin will become completely saturated and stop wrinkling

Kill two birds with one stone FALSE. It is very unlikely to kill one bird with one stone let alone two

Kill two birds with one stone FALSE.  
It is very unlikely to kill one bird with one stone 
let alone two  Schrute

NOPE? FALSE. Cats!

NOPE? FALSE.  
Cats!  Schrute

Your Soul I can see right through it

Your Soul I can see right through it  Schrute
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