Schrute

False V1 FOOD IS FAR SUPERIOR

False V1 FOOD IS FAR SUPERIOR  Schrute

"One Second I'm in my office" FALSE. You are in a communal study room. STFU.

Time flies when you're having fun FALSE. Time is a man-made arbitrary measurement and is an abstract concept, therefore it cannot fly or perform any physical action. Even using the metaphorical meaning of the word fly, time does not get any faster regar

Time flies when you're having fun FALSE.  
Time is a man-made arbitrary measurement and is an abstract concept, therefore it cannot fly or perform any physical action. Even using the metaphorical meaning of the word fly, time does not get any faster regar  Schrute

YOU COULD CARE LESS? False: You couldn't care less.

YOU COULD CARE LESS? False: You couldn't care less.  Schrute

Grass is greener on the other side FALSE. his wife might be more attractive, but the lawn looks just like yours

Grass is greener on the other side FALSE.  
his wife might be more attractive, but the lawn looks just like yours  Schrute

today is the youngest you will ever be False. the moment you were born was the youngest you will ever be

today is the youngest you will ever be False.
the moment you were born was the youngest you will ever be  Schrute

The best things in life are free False Darth mal replica lightsaber cost $319.49

The best things in life are free False
Darth mal replica lightsaber cost $319.49  Schrute

The statement below is true. FALSE.

The statement below is true. FALSE.    Schrute

STOP! Hammer time

STOP! Hammer time  Schrute

Whenever I’m about to do something I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.”

Whenever I’m about to do something I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’  And if they would, I do not do that thing.”  Schrute
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