Schrute

bacon? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

bacon? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

my name is dwight schrute and i saved a black man from poisoned coffee

my name is dwight schrute and i saved a black man from poisoned coffee   Schrute

the ring must be taken deep into morder and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came false, one does not simply walk into mordor

the ring must be taken deep into morder and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came false,
one does not simply walk into mordor  Schrute

i let bockmen go jungle i regret that

i let bockmen go jungle i regret that  Schrute

The best show is the next show? FALSE. The best show was 2-28-03. I know because I was there.

The best show is the next show? FALSE.  
The best show was 2-28-03. 
I know because I was there.  Schrute

"a box is just a sphere that you haven't penetrated yet" FALSE. Said method is actually very counterproductive

DREADLOCKS MAKE YOUR HAIR DIRTY FALSE. HAIR IS MADE OF DEAD CELLS. SO IS DIRT. ALL HAIR IS DIRTY.

DREADLOCKS MAKE YOUR HAIR DIRTY FALSE.  
HAIR IS MADE OF DEAD CELLS. SO IS DIRT. ALL HAIR IS DIRTY.  Schrute

Heaven and Hell? FALSE. Delusions for people who can't face reality.

Heaven and Hell? FALSE.  
Delusions for people who can't face reality.  Schrute

Love makes the world go 'round FALSE. Momentum makes the Earth go forward and the Sun's gravity makes it go around the Sun rather than straight.

Love makes the world go 'round FALSE.  
Momentum makes the Earth go forward and the Sun's gravity makes it go around the Sun rather than straight.  Schrute

You ordered it off line? FALSE. If you are off line you, by definition, have no tcp/ip connection therefore making it technologically impossible to use the internet, let alone order anything from it.

You ordered it off line? FALSE.  
If you are off line you, by definition, have no tcp/ip connection therefore making it technologically impossible to use the internet, let alone order anything from it.  Schrute
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