Schrute

False You are wrong

False You are wrong  Schrute

Oh, your poop doesnt smell? False. Just false.

Oh, your poop doesnt smell? False.
Just false.  Schrute

There is one person in the bathroom, but in my choice stall. I can wait.

There is one person in the bathroom, but in my choice stall. I can wait.  Schrute

Every cloud has a silver lining. False. If a cloud could contain a lining - which it cannot - silver would be an ill-fitting candidate, as any volume thereof resembling a lining would immediately and rapidly plummet to the earth under it's immense weight,

Every cloud has a silver lining. False.
If a cloud could contain a lining - which it cannot - silver would be an ill-fitting candidate, as any volume thereof resembling a lining would immediately and rapidly plummet to the earth under it's immense weight,  Schrute

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush FALSE. The intrinsic value of the bird does not change based on location

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush FALSE.  
The intrinsic value of the bird does not change based on location  Schrute

So because you have haters means you are doing something right... False. Those aren't haters they are people living in reality.....and you are doing it wrong!

So because you have haters means you are doing something right... False.
Those aren't haters they are people living in reality.....and you are doing it wrong!   Schrute

Happy Birthday Emma. False. It is not your birthday.

Happy Birthday Emma. False.
It is not your birthday.  Schrute

Stop talkin bout pewps! Or I'll puke on Ricky's truck!

Stop talkin bout pewps! Or I'll puke on Ricky's truck!  Schrute

Knock before you open the door Do you want to see your mother and I?

Knock before you open the door Do you want to see your mother and I?  Schrute

seen one pair of boobs you seen them all. False. there are billions of women therefore you have not seen them all.

 seen one pair of boobs you seen them all. False.
there are billions of women therefore you have not seen them all.  Schrute
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