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It's pi day False. It would have to be March 14th, 2015 to equal PI

It's pi day False.
It would have to be March 14th, 2015 to equal PI  Schrute

"Only the Good Die YOung" False. Anyone can die young.

it's always 5 o'clock somewhere False. there are 59 minutes each hour when it is 5 o'clock nowhere

it's always 5 o'clock somewhere False.
there are 59 minutes each hour when it is 5 o'clock nowhere  Schrute

You can't have your voice heard? FALSE. Vote for party sga elections 4/23-25

You can't have your voice heard? FALSE.  
 Vote for party
sga elections 4/23-25  Schrute

It takes 12 muscles to smile .... It takes 11 muscles to frown.... It takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck

It takes 12 muscles to smile .... It takes 11 muscles to frown.... It takes 0 muscles  to not give a fuck   Schrute

You just interrupted my Gchat conversation ... to ask me to do work?

You just interrupted 
my Gchat conversation ...  to ask me to do work?  Schrute

We need a SAN with 10,000 IOPS False. I have no idea what IOPS are.

We need a SAN with 10,000 IOPS False.
I have no idea what IOPS are.  Schrute

False. Gandhar and dhaivat are varjit in the arohi of desh malhar. I read it in a book.

False. 
Gandhar and dhaivat are varjit in the arohi of desh malhar.
I read it in a book.  Schrute

So this is your first music festival? DID you bring gold bond and heady nuggets?

So this is your first music festival? DID you bring gold bond and heady nuggets?  Schrute

"We have the same classes!" False. You just don't know how to read your W-L schedule

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