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What Doesn't kill you makes you stronger? FALSE. It often leads to permanent physical and mental injuries, which can result in death or permanent injuries.

What Doesn't kill you makes you stronger? FALSE.  
It often leads to permanent physical and mental injuries, which can result in death or permanent injuries.   Schrute

My ass handed to me on a painful platter? False. A painful platter does not exist, nor does a physical means of removing my ass and handing it to me on one.

My ass handed to me on a painful platter? False.
A painful platter does not exist, nor does a physical means of removing my ass and handing it to me on one.  Schrute

Rice porridge is made from rice? False. Every farmer knows the truth

Rice porridge is made from rice? False.
Every farmer knows the truth  Schrute

Hate religion; love Jesus? False. Jesus created Christianity

Hate religion; love Jesus? False.
Jesus created Christianity  Schrute

Fact: The Moose is the world's largest deer So i named my penis moose to be the Ultimate aphrodisiac

Fact: The Moose is the 
world's largest deer So i named my penis moose to be the Ultimate aphrodisiac  Schrute

Big Frat Party Friday? False. UIS has no parties

Big Frat Party Friday? False.
UIS has no parties  Schrute

Melbourne uni is full of the hottest babes False. deakin

Melbourne uni is full of the hottest babes False.
deakin  Schrute

Attends DA training to learn Desk Procedure Microwaves easymac for 4 hours.

Attends DA training
to learn Desk Procedure Microwaves easymac
for 4 hours.  Schrute

Heart shaped box of chocolates? False. The human heart is round, has a mass of between 250 and 350 grams, and is about the size of an adult male fist.

Heart shaped box of chocolates? False.
The human heart is round, has a mass of between 250 and 350 grams, and is about the size of an adult male fist.  Schrute

Apple is now the worlds largest company FALSE. An apple cant be a company

Apple is now the worlds largest company FALSE. An apple cant be a company  Schrute
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