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I don't care what Jim says. That is not Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure

I don't care what Jim says. That is not Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure  Schrute

I was born this way FALSE. that would have decimated my mothers vagina

I was born this way FALSE.  
that would have decimated my mothers vagina  Schrute

Jeggins... you lookin' raped?

Jeggins... you lookin' raped?  Schrute

Is the glass half full or half empty? Both. The glass is at 50% capacity regardless of wording.

Is the glass half full or half empty? Both.
The glass is at 50% capacity regardless of wording.  Schrute

My girl friends amanda TRUE. he is a man, duh.

My girl friends amanda TRUE.  
he is a man, duh.  Schrute

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE. it is only 5 o'clock somewhere at specified times of the day depending on the local coordinates and the current timezones.

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE.  
it is only 5 o'clock somewhere at specified times of the day depending on the local coordinates and the current timezones.  Schrute

You need to swallow your pride. False. It is impossible for one man to consume a number of lions at once.

You need to swallow your pride. False.
It is impossible for one man to consume a number of lions at once.  Schrute

This is my facwe expression to your last comment And what would that be????

This is my facwe expression to your last comment And what would that be????  Schrute

i insert kelly's face onto pirate body group says memes not my thing

i insert kelly's face onto pirate body group says memes not my thing  Schrute

Beets bears battlestar galctica

Beets bears battlestar galctica   Schrute
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